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Upper East Side Nanny Wolverine

vultheironbelly:

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

he’s mocking you

(via nuck-n-futs)

shewbs:

Its that time again….

(via arsgoetia)

(Source: jachristian, via nuck-n-futs)

Ignore me. Im being a dork.

Song: 2 spooky

Artist:

Album:

atomicpowered:

goliosi:

jakeyjakeylemonshakey:

2 sp00ky

AW SHIT YALLS

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IT’S TIME, CHILDREN 

(via 2spookyshota)

(Source: gorillajean, via 2spookyshota)

wickedclothes:

Cat Ears Hat

This hat has cat ears! The ears are part of the hat, not sewn on separately. Made of knitting wool. Currently on sale for just $4.36 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

(via grossmidousuji)

orange-knickers:

Can’t stop won’t stop

(via 2spookyshota)

choclateymoose:

u better watch ur fucking skeletone

(via non-rianscary)

(Source: disneyismyescape, via nissinnoodleboy)

(Source: angryblackman, via yourepicfail)

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

(via non-rianscary)

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via yourepicfail)

  • october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

naegisensei:

flutterscary:

toni-tan:

oliverthegreenkitty:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

In choir we were having a free day, so we were just laying around in a pile. One of my friends said, in her sleep,” I don’t want your airplanes.”

Once I fell asleep on my sister’s sofa while rather intoxicated, while my BiL was sat in the same room watching something on TV, and apparently when my phone slid off my chest onto the floor, I whispered in an incredibly mornful, squeaky voice, ‘goodbye phone…’

I fell sleep on the couch one time and woke up in my bedroom. When I asked my parents about it they apologized and did say they tried to move me and thought I had woken up but when I did I told my dad “Here, hang on to this…” and I handed him nothing and when he asked me what it was I said “Its a godsmack…”. I got up and moved to my room. They were so confused, as was I in the morning.

once when i was younger my sister told me that in my sleep i had apparently said “No! don’t cut off my bellybutton!”

(Source: best-of-memes, via cannibalisticmermaids)